Hi, I'm Devin. I love my girlfriend (they-are-all-lies) I like to skate and eat food. I'm here if you need someone to talk to.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
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it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
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If you’re mad at me for something, talk to me about it. Don’t just shut down and shut up and make me beg for you to talk to me. That’s not how a healthy relationship works. Let’s talk it out, okay?
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I can send you dirty pictures and text messages while you’re at work, right?
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Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
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all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
My birthday is July 31 bitches.
first try mothafucka
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